the kit.e
the ninth life of sextech
The Kit.E is PussyMeHow's first innovation and we think it's going to take off big time. First and foremost, the Kit.E is a device for people who love their cats. Simply put, the Kit.E has been designed to ease the suffering female cats go through during the mating period, when their bodies are in heat and they have no way to satisfy the biological urge that drives them.
At PussyMeHow, we think it's wrong and cruel to sterilize your beloved pet because you don't like the noise or you find it inconvenient. You wouldn't treat another human being that way; why should your cat be any different? You are responsible for its wellbeing, and you shouldn't have to resort to surgically changing its nature to show it.
If you’ve ever had a cat, and that cat was a girl, then you’ll know just how much they suffer when they’re in heat and there’s no way for them to sate that need. It can last for weeks, with your cat wailing and crying and scraping itself against the floor, presenting itself to you at the slightest touch, desperate for contact.
For me, the surgical procedures to 'correct' this are wrong. You make a commitment to own and care for and love an animal, but, like I say again and again, you can't change its biological nature if it does something you find awkward or irritating. You wouldn’t do that to your children. I can’t understand why you’d do it to an animal.
So, instead of sterilizing your cat, why not stimulate her instead? That's where the Kit.E comes in. The PussyMeHow Kit.E is the world's first vibrator designed specifically for our feline friends.
Now, I'm sure some people are saying that using a vibrator on a cat is also going against its nature, since I make such a big thing of it. Well, yes, I can see how it could be taken that way, but then think about how we as humans use sex toys. They too may have seemed unnatural at some point, but not any more. In fact, they can serve a very important function in our lives; they can help us, when we’re feeling lonely or need to express those natural sexual desires that we all feel but are sometimes unable to find someone to share them with. It’s an act of self-love. That's the key word. Love. Why shouldn’t that expression of love be extended to a beloved pet, especially if it alleviates their suffering?
In the end it’s for the cat. And don't worry, it’s not something that’s going to turn you on as an owner – at least I’d hope not! Using the Kit.E to pleasure your cat when she's in heat is like picking up your dog's poop in the street; picking up after your pooch doesn't make you a coprophiliac! In fact, it's just like changing your baby's diaper. Sure, it's a bit nasty to start with it, but you get used to it; it's just a necessary part of being responsible for another being.
It's also useful to bear in mind that when a cat’s in heat, there’s almost nothing she won’t look at as a potential mate. But to help things along, using a similar mechanism to that used in e-cigarettes, the Kit.E gives off small quantities of tomcat pheromones. PussyMeHow will be producing these pheromones in small vials to purchase for the Kit.E. You place no more than two drops into a small compartment set into the side of the device and as the compartment heats up, the pheromone is released as a vapor and attracts the attention of the female. The results have been spectacular.
Right now, we're looking for funding to mass produce the Kit.E and looking at different marketing strategies, but here at PussyMeHow we're sure that by this time next year, every cat owner will have a Kit.E in their home. It might not be for humans, but it is the humane choice.
At PussyMeHow, we think it's wrong and cruel to sterilize your beloved pet because you don't like the noise or you find it inconvenient. You wouldn't treat another human being that way; why should your cat be any different? You are responsible for its wellbeing, and you shouldn't have to resort to surgically changing its nature to show it.
If you’ve ever had a cat, and that cat was a girl, then you’ll know just how much they suffer when they’re in heat and there’s no way for them to sate that need. It can last for weeks, with your cat wailing and crying and scraping itself against the floor, presenting itself to you at the slightest touch, desperate for contact.
For me, the surgical procedures to 'correct' this are wrong. You make a commitment to own and care for and love an animal, but, like I say again and again, you can't change its biological nature if it does something you find awkward or irritating. You wouldn’t do that to your children. I can’t understand why you’d do it to an animal.
So, instead of sterilizing your cat, why not stimulate her instead? That's where the Kit.E comes in. The PussyMeHow Kit.E is the world's first vibrator designed specifically for our feline friends.
Now, I'm sure some people are saying that using a vibrator on a cat is also going against its nature, since I make such a big thing of it. Well, yes, I can see how it could be taken that way, but then think about how we as humans use sex toys. They too may have seemed unnatural at some point, but not any more. In fact, they can serve a very important function in our lives; they can help us, when we’re feeling lonely or need to express those natural sexual desires that we all feel but are sometimes unable to find someone to share them with. It’s an act of self-love. That's the key word. Love. Why shouldn’t that expression of love be extended to a beloved pet, especially if it alleviates their suffering?
In the end it’s for the cat. And don't worry, it’s not something that’s going to turn you on as an owner – at least I’d hope not! Using the Kit.E to pleasure your cat when she's in heat is like picking up your dog's poop in the street; picking up after your pooch doesn't make you a coprophiliac! In fact, it's just like changing your baby's diaper. Sure, it's a bit nasty to start with it, but you get used to it; it's just a necessary part of being responsible for another being.
It's also useful to bear in mind that when a cat’s in heat, there’s almost nothing she won’t look at as a potential mate. But to help things along, using a similar mechanism to that used in e-cigarettes, the Kit.E gives off small quantities of tomcat pheromones. PussyMeHow will be producing these pheromones in small vials to purchase for the Kit.E. You place no more than two drops into a small compartment set into the side of the device and as the compartment heats up, the pheromone is released as a vapor and attracts the attention of the female. The results have been spectacular.
Right now, we're looking for funding to mass produce the Kit.E and looking at different marketing strategies, but here at PussyMeHow we're sure that by this time next year, every cat owner will have a Kit.E in their home. It might not be for humans, but it is the humane choice.
the future and what's next
PussyMeHow plans to keep innovating and to maintain its focus on the animal kingdom. Our next move, like all companies, is to go better... and bigger. Literally in our case! We are currently developing a Kit.E Mark II for use with big cats having difficulty reproducing in captivity or who are facing extinction. We're talking to experts in the field and ecologists to find out how best we can be of assistance to these magnificent creatures.
All we can say for now is... WATCH THIS SPACE!
All we can say for now is... WATCH THIS SPACE!